Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Haughey still dead shock

In a surprise development this week, Charles Hockey, ex-Irish supremo, AIB account holder extraordinaire, and emperor of Europe, failed to rise from the dead.Disciples were puzzled at the no-show , claiming a plot by Fine Gale, the political wing of the Black and Tans.The tomb, to the consternation of all concerned, remains occupied, though strange angelic-like creatures have been seen and heard on the airwaves extolling the virtues of the Blessed One.

Charles Haughey, the grandson of Finn McCool, and brother-in-law of Cuchullainn, led the Irish people for 400 years , thro famine, fire and Fine Girl coalition governments, until the British yoke was finally thrown off and the Irish race began forging in the smithy of their soul yada yada yada.

His like will not be seen again for oh about 6 months.

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