Ascension

Jesus went vertical too of course.Ascended into heavan.Zero complications.Up , vertical, and just sat there on the clouds. As if they were cushions.No telly.No email.No phone.Just hanging' with the saints and the holy dudes, and the angels and their wings , flying around like.Not even a message to say, yes I got there, everything's grand (like).

Presumably they , the lads like, were orbiting the earth (like) , with the wind billowing up their skirts like a bishop taken from behind.

And so it goes....